November by its very existence is a great month to me. It means no more October. The final kibosh on summer. But thanks to the “W” we got extra daylight savings time at the beginning of November and I really hate it. I for one believe it should be wiped off the books. It’s the absolute fuck you to our sleep patterns. I love driving to work in the dark and come home when it’s light. However, I don’t enjoy the reverse. I feel like I stayed 3 hours late at work when it’s dark thirty by 5 o’clock. I’m ready for bed by 7 when it’s dark early. I fret about what I won’t be able to do for months now that it’s dark so early. Why you ask?
I can’t see for shit at night to drive. It makes me so Damn nervous I can barely function. I literally will put off any and everything to avoid going out after dark. This has only become a real phobia within the last 7 years or so. Actually most of my phobia issues began then too. Hmm, gonna have to investigate that one.
Back to DST, sorry to abbreviate, why can’t we just leave the clocks alone? Who really benefits from this? I need answers and I need to move somewhere other than Phoenix or Indianapolis that don’t adhere to this idiotic law. Anyone care besides me?
Tomorrow is going to suck ass cause I’m going to be tired and under-caffeinated. Grumpy, irritable and just plain mean. I love I can use DST as my excuse instead of the usual one, me just being me.
So to all the asshats in Congress, the Senate and the White House who continue to worry about gun laws and abortion rights, Ebola and ISIS, Please get rid of DST for the entire nation first. Oh yeah , and no more Columbus Day, we ain’t buying that bullshit story either! While I’m at, only Pennsylvania can celebrate Groundhog Day, fer reelz peeps, Phil is an asshole.
Not the real me 